The first born son of Yeezus and Ray J’s ex girlfriend officially has a name. Please welcome to the world, Saint Kardashian.
Yeezus’ new creation is expected to receive the middle name of Robert for Kim’s late fathernot the fat slob the family has been hiding in the basement.
According to Us Weekly, the couple commonly referred to the baby boy as a saint throughout the pregnancy since she had a tough time conceiving baby number two, something she made little secret of on episodes of when she talked about having sex all the fucking time. Gross. This is the only Saint to come from a lot of sin.
Congratulations, Kimye! We can’t wait to see the baby-sized grill and gold chain little Saint will be rocking.